.Balada Telepon Misterius (3).

Berikut hal2 yang terjadi semalam antara SeorangPrempuan(SP) dan Sang Penelepon Misterius (SPM).

SP : [sambil setengah ngantuk karena lg tidur] Halo?
SPM : ...
SP : Halo?
SPM : ...
SP : Eh, ini siapa ya?
SPM : Orang iseng.

[Call Rejected.]
[SPM Calling again.]

SP : Halo?!
SPM : Halo, ini orang iseng.
SP : Mas, mas ini kebanyakan duit ya ampe ngisengin orang gini?!
SPM : Iya, kebanyakan duit...
SP : Kalok kebanyakan duit, mending kasi ke pengemis aja mas, ngapain sih ngisengin orang gini, ngeganggu tau?
SPM : Loh, saya akan sering2 ngisengin loh...Kamu belum tidur?
SP : Duh terserah deh nga minat nanggepin orang gila.

[Call Rejected.]
SP : [Liat jam] jam 2 pagi?

%*^(*#RJGBD*F&$*#)*@#_ seriously, ada apa sih dengan orang2 ini? kenapa tiba2 ada pengikut Anwar?

Btw, gue jadi berpikir, jangan2 ini Anwar jga lagi, secara nomornya itu 0878blablabla , no XL yang baru kan tuh, jangan2 sengaja lagi tuh anak beli nomor baru buat ngisengin?




Well, apa mungkin gue yang kelewat parno kali yak?

.Enira And Rully.

So, last weekend i had a prewed photoshoot of Enira and Rully. Personally, i think it was below my expectation, the weather wasnt friendly, cloudy and raining for few hours..I only can shoot for..hmm 2-3 hours? T^T

Well, anyway, here's some random snapshots i like :)

Well, although it wasnt the best day, still it was fun! thanks for all the crews that support :D

.ABC Vs Cap Tjempol.

Saya belajar beberapa hal minggu lalu.

1. Bila anda terbiasa memakai cabe botol merk ABC, ketika habis isinya, ingatkanlah diri anda kalau merk lain bisa saja memiliki tingkat kepedesan yang berbeda.
2. Ketika anda membubuhkan cabe botol Cap Tjempol ke dalam Pop Mie / Pisang goreng / Jus Jambu yang berfungsi sebagai sarapan pagi anda, perhatikan jumlahnya.
3. Kalau ada seorang rekan kantor yang menanyakan beberapa hal, tetap FOCUS kepada Pop Mie / Pisang goreng / Jus Jambu anda.
4. Bila ternyata anda kurang focus / tidak sadar / ketumpahan jumlah cabe botol yang berlebih, lebih baik sisihkan dan tahan diri anda.
5. Dan ternyata, kalau cabe berlebih dapat menyebabkan reaksi yang ajaib dari perut anda, seperti pembuangan yang berlebih, jangan di lawan dengan air dingin, ini tidak baik, anak-anak.
6. Jikalau hasrat membuang datang di kala ingin pulang kantor, tetap lakukan tapi dengan cara yang BAIK dan BENAR.
7. Caranya, selesai melepaskan hasrat anda yang begitu dalam, cuci tangan yang bersih, serta KERINGKAN kaki yang benar di kesetan.
8. Perhatikan pula sendal anda, apakah cukup stable untuk berjalan?
9. Bila anda sudah terlanjur berskating ria di tangga kantormu, lebih baik jangan jatuh terduduk melewati 3-4 anak tangga.
10. Perhatikan pula apakah ada orang di ruang meeting.
11. Bila ternyata di ruang meeting anda ada bos anda serta client, anda harus tetap stay cool walau pantat anda ternyata mengkhianati anda.
12. Pulanglah dengan hati lapang dada walau pantat memar, serta seumbar senyum di depan client.
13. Jangan pake bajaj, apalagi lewat rel kereta api.



Moral untuk cerita hari ini : Berpindah merk cabe botol, dapat menyebabkan memar pada pantat anda.

.22 November 2008.

So, this week i've finished reading few comics and books. One of them is a chicklit by Kavita Daswani. I only have read one book from her, For Matrimonial Purposes, and that book was pretty good, the detail was exposed fairly, not too much that make me want to sleep like the other boring chicklit.

This chicklit still telling us a story about an India woman, this time the girl moved into America with her new husband [which btw she's only knew this guy for a week]. Well, for my personal opinion, i think the previous one was better. This book a lil bit lone i think, the girl's thought wasnt much exposed, so it's kinda bored sometimes in the middle of reading.

I also have some spare time to watch some dvds I bought few days ago.

The Cleaner, a film about a man [Samuel L Jackson] who has job as a cleaner, but it's not the ordinary cleaning service :) I personally like the sinematography, it wasnt using too much effect or else, it's clean and interesting for a blooddy-film-scene-lover like me :)
Mamma Mia, well what i can say hmmm.. I think Amanda Seyfried has doing the right choice to act at this movie. People will remember her as a Meryl Streep's daughter, not as a oh-well-a-lil-bit-disoriented girl from Mean Girls who's doing weather forecasting with squeezing her breasts, dont you think so? ;)

.Balada Telepon Misterius(2).

Lanjutan dr postingan terakhir.
Tadi pagi, si SPM aka Anwar menelepon lg.












Di jam yang sama, jam 7 pagi.





Sayang gue bukan anak baik.
Call rejected.




[Back to sleep]

.Balada Telepon Misterius.

Berikut percakapan antara Sang Penelepon Misterius (SPM) dengan SeorangPrempuan (SP).

SPM : Alo..
SP : [Melek, ngucek2 mata, ngeliat hp yang berisik] Ya, halo.
SPM : Boleh kenalan nga?
SP : Ini siapa ya?
SPM : Ini ANWAR.
SP : Ya lalu, Tau no saya dr mana ya?
SPM :Taunya dari temen.
SP : Okey, terus ada apa ini ya.
SPM : Saya mau kenalan.
SP : Maap saya lagi tidur, jangan ganggu dulu ya. [End call]
SP : [Liat hp : JAM 7 PAGI??] ^*^*%%$%R^%####@ [Tidur lagi zzzzz]

Wtf. wahai Anwar kalaulah engkau mau iseng mencoba nelp orang yang no hpnya berbeda 2 digi t dr kamu, janganlah di jam 7 pagi, kalau nga mau menyesal nantinya -___-

And gue pikir , itu endingnya. Ternyata nga.

Jam 13.20.
Jam2nya gue lg sibuk coding pastinya.

SPM : Halo..
SP : Ya halo, ada apa?
SPM : Ini Anwar yang tadi pagi...
SP : Ya lalu?
SPM : Hm..bole kenalan nga.
SP : Ada penting apa ya nelp saya?
SPM : Hm...bole bicara ama anaknya nga bu?

Kampret. Anwar ini ternyata mengira suara sexy gue di pagi hari [bole muntah, gue ude duluan kok] adalah anak gue.

SP : Maap mas anwar, kayanya kalau punya waktu, jangan telp yang nga penting begini deh mas. Saya nga ada waktu buat ngurusin kaya ginian.
[End Call]







Pelajaran hr ini : Terserah Anwar atau sapapunlah mengira gue tua or umur berapa lah, tapi 1 hal yang penting : JANGAN PERNAH GANGGU WAKTU TIDUR GUE. Oh yeah, i can be a bitch at that time.

.Drama Queen.

I find myself acting like a drama queen by reacting with another drama queen. or even by telling myself to stop acting like a drama queen.


So, this post is much more like a post from a less-drama-queen-person no?

.Rice Bowl, Mega Mall.

.Ayam Kung Pao.

.Kailan Cah Garlic.

.Singapore Fried Chicken.

.Hot and Sour Soup.

I think all i can remember from this restaurant, is not their food, but their waitress. They are all lemot and ngaco -___-

.14 November 2008.

Baru beres2 layout blogspot gue...
















ngedit blog tuh ternyata susa ya? Kampret.

.13 November 2008.

Well, i havent said anything about the latest Bond movie, Quantum of Solace.

Truth to be told is, I guess the first movie was better. Not because it was a breakthrough [Well, it's the first time Daniel Craig playing Bond after Pierce Brosnan era]. Maybe i'm saying that just because i'm not a fan of action movie, and since the first movie was less action than the second, so I'd prefer the first one.

But i have no doubt that Quantum of Solace was totally different from Pierce Brosnan's interpretation of Bond [I only compared it with Brosnan, he's the only Bond i knew :| ]. Daniel Craig has presented for us the new Bond, harder, more passionate and more sadistic than before. 70% of this movie was filled by car crash, jumping from one and another building, explotion, scars, blood, and of course, women. Overall it's a nice movie for weekend :)

Btw, the "Quantum of Solace" phrase was rarely spoken in this movie, i just read it in Showbiz news that it's an organization -__-

Anyway, i've just download this album, Twentyfirst Night - Di Atas Awan :

From the same label [or management? dont know for sure] with Maliq n D'essentials :) Their song was a lil bit mixed from Maliq and RAN in my opinion, nice album guys :)

Btw, just realized it's already November, means that next month I'll visit Bali! yay! Cant wait for that trip... :) I guess I need to start saving more money [doesnt mean that i havent!], that Tamron lens has tempting me a lot -__-

.12 November 2008.

Kadang, orang harus menerima kenyataan kalau tidak mungkin 100% orang di dunia akan menyukai dia.
Kadang, orang harus menerima kenyataan kalau diri sendiri bisa aja salah.
Kadang, orang harus menerima kenyataan kalau perkataan bisa jauh lebih melukai ketimbang tindakan.





Kenapa sih susa banget mengerti hal sederhana itu?

ckckck.

.-___-.

Gosh, i hate egoist people.



Lately, being stucked with few egoist people around me, makes me want to bang my head through wall. They are so annoying and selfish, anything's dissapointing, anything's not good enough, anything's mess. I dont mind if they are doing anything good either for others or me, but they dont. All they want just anything from us, with no return. I might be egoist, but i think you should see the situation around you. DO NOT let your egoism ruins anyone's career.



In high-pressure working life like i had, egoists is not a valuable asset, fyi.

And btw, f*ck you all the egoist people out there.

.06 November 2008.

I love my life.
I dont hate my life when I dont have anyone to walk with.
What i hate is, when I dont even think of anyone to walk with.





I dont want to have any relationship right now.
All i need is...


to fall in love.
and live.

.A note for myself on 06 November 2008.

.Lazy Day.

....Dingin yak... :|
Pengen banget tidur2an ngulet2 di ranjang kamar gua, dengan ditemani setumpuk dvd and komik :(

Sayangnya kenyataan sebagai pegawai kantoran tidak bisa dihindarkan, terpaksa gue harus cukup puas dengan bersantai di meja gue ditemani nastar hati nanas dan teh susu -___-

Ngomong2 Quantum Of Solace hari ini premiere, semoga gue dapet tiket and semoga gue nga lembur huhuh...

Anyway gue belum membahas 2 film terakhir yang gue ntn.
Thriller yang cukup menegangkan, sedikit ngantukkin di tengah2, yang pasti yang paling menarik justru baju cewenya, makin lama kok makin tipis :P

Jujur, gue lebih menikmati Connected ketimbang P2. Mungkin karena tokohnya lebih banyak and settingnya ga cm di 1 gedung. Bukan masalah gedung jga sih, Phone Booth jg lokasinya cm di 1 jalan tp serunya bikin gue nga pengen ninggalin kursi buat ke wc. Ya anyway Connected ini merupakan remake dr film yang agak2 jadul, gue nga pernah ntn versi baratnya sih, jadi nga bisa bandingin jga.

Soal action, secara budgetnya gede jga, jadi ya seru jga, banyak adegan tabrak2an, salip2an serta bakar2an yang pasti melibatkan banyak banget mobil hehehe..Yang nga gue sangka ternyata Barbie Hsu bisa main serius jga ya, secara gue cm pernah liat dia di Meteor Garden yang kerjaannya nangis melulu gara2 diomelin si Jerry Yan -__-

Overall kenapa gue blg film ini bagus, karena castnya yang emang pas. Banyak film yang sebenrnya scenarionya biasa2 aja, tp castnya mainnya semua nya pas, so the result was great. Cth sitkom OB. Menurut gue suksesnya sitkom itu ya karena para pemeran OB itu semua bermain lepas and cukup pada porsinya. Di film ini, Louis Koo masih bermain sebagai cowo baik baik yang kadang ngelucu, seperti pada Rob-B-Hood. Liu Ye yang termasuk aktor yang suka memilih peran2 menantang, terakhir di Curse Of Golden Flower kan dia jadi agak2 lenjeh and terpesona ama ibu tirinya sendiri [ngmg2, yang main jadi ibu tirinya itu Gong Li, sapa yang kagak ngeces? Gue aja yang cewe ngiler ngeliat dia :D] skrg di film ini, Liu Ye jadi lebih garang, ya iyalah jadi penculik masa lenjeh2 hehehe...yang aneh kok kayanya dia tambah tinggi banget ya? Perasaan di film terakhr kayanya dia agak2 pendek...

Ya pokoknya 2 jam yang tidak sia2 kok.. :)

.Pancoran.2.

my second visit of this year! :) After the last photoshoot, me and my sister and the bestfriend-also-known-as-my-fav-model headed to Pancoran, again! yay! :D

.Kuo Tie Shan Tung.

.Sui Kiaw Shan Tung.

Also, i tried a snack called Mi-pan. Sorry didnt take any photos:P It was a cake made by rice flour, served with gula jawa sauce, and added with fried garlic. Tasted weird i guess hehehe..I also tried Lenggang pempek [the seller was from Palembang], i forgot their Lenggang was different with the one from Bangka. huks huks so what i got is scrambled eggs with sliced pempek inside it. And it tasted so-so, really so-so. Even i dont mind to take a picture of it -__-
Anyway, along my way back home, i passed some store that sold fermented fruits, biscuit, etc. At first, i want bought bagelen, too bad they didnt tasted fresh :( so i bought some emping pedas, and my favourite snack ever, nastar nanas hati [i dont know what is it in English, even i don't know this snack's name in Indonesian! haha!], btw it's only 5K for 1 ons! :D

.Emping Pedas.

.Nastar Nanas Hati.

Btw, one thing I like about Pancoran is the old books. There's a small place near Kali Kecil, it was filled by few old books seller. We can buy old books there - of course it's really cheap. I bought this 2 books for 20K each :D

Yay! Have lots of dvd and books to read for this week!

.Memoirs.

...some said that i wont move on.
...some said that i couldnt move on.

i would.
and i could.

and i had.

just for your information okay? :)

I guess no matter what i said, i should go on with all that memory. No matter what.

Btw, i found some scenes that would look better in colour :
Well, ok then go.